Why is it better to have a tree in your house than a dog?
Because its bark will not bother the neighbors!!
What did Snow White say when she went to pickup her pictures?
Someday my prints will come!!
Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?
So he could hide in a cherry tree!!
Where is Count Dracula’s Office?
The Vampire State Building!!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash!
Cash who?
I knew you were nuts!!!
What do you get if you cross an owl and a skunk?
A bird that stinks but doesn’t give a hoot!!
