A duck waddles into a drugstore to buy some lip balm.
The cashier asks the duck, ” Cash or charge?”
The duck says, ” Just put it on my bill!!!”
What do you get when you pamper a cow?
Spoiled milk!!!
Why does Saturn have rings?
Because it got married!!!
Why did the leopard decide not to escape from the zoo?
Because he knew he would be spotted!
Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
What did the kleenex box say to the kleenex?
Don’t get snotty with me!!!!!
