What do you get if you cross an owl and a skunk?
A bird that stinks but doesn’t give a hoot!!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
Your welcome!! (thank you)
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justice.
Justice who?
Justice kids!!! (just us kids)
A duck waddles into a drugstore to buy some lip balm.
The cashier asks the duck, ” Cash or charge?”
The duck says, ” Just put it on my bill!!!”
What do you get when you pamper a cow?
Spoiled milk!!!
Why does Saturn have rings?
Because it got married!!!
