What is the difference between an old quarter and a new penny?
24 cents!!
What television show is watched by sea mammals?
A whale of fortune!!!!
You are going to London. On the way you see 3 ladies. The 3 ladies see 8 cats. The 8 cats see 29 mice each. How many people went to London?
One, yourself!
What travels faster heat or cold?
Heat since you can catch a cold!!
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer!! (no idea)
Will you remember me in a month?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a year?
Yes.
Will you remember me in two years?
Yes.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I thought you would remember me!!!
