What song does Dracula hate?
“You are my sunshine!”
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police!
Police who?
Police (please) let me in it’s freezing out here!!!!!!!!
What is the difference between an old quarter and a new penny?
24 cents!!
What television show is watched by sea mammals?
A whale of fortune!!!!
You are going to London. On the way you see 3 ladies. The 3 ladies see 8 cats. The 8 cats see 29 mice each. How many people went to London?
One, yourself!
What travels faster heat or cold?
Heat since you can catch a cold!!
