A boy said to his mother, “Mom,I have stomach ache!” The woman answersed, “It is because your stomach is empty! Ten minutes later the woman said to her son, “Son,I have a headache!”
And the boy answered, “It is because your head is empty!”
What has eighteen legs and catches flies?
A baseball team!!
Why do brides always cry at weddings?
Because they never marry the best man!!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honeycomb.
Honeycomb who?
Honeycomb your hair!!
What song does Dracula hate?
“You are my sunshine!”
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police!
Police who?
Police (please) let me in it’s freezing out here!!!!!!!!
