Why are four-legged animals bad dancers?
They have two left feet!
Why are bugs small and why do they have 6 legs?
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Because if they where huge and had 4 legs they would be elephants!!!
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A boy said to his mother, “Mom,I have stomach ache!” The woman answersed, “It is because your stomach is empty! Ten minutes later the woman said to her son, “Son,I have a headache!”
And the boy answered, “It is because your head is empty!”
What has eighteen legs and catches flies?
A baseball team!!
Why do brides always cry at weddings?
Because they never marry the best man!!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honeycomb.
Honeycomb who?
Honeycomb your hair!!
