Why are barbers good drivers?
Because they always take the short cuts!!!
What do penguins have for lunch?
Icebergers!!!
Why did the boy through butter out of the window ?
He wanted to see a butterfly!!!
What did the ghost say to his date?
You look boo-tiful!!
What do you call a cow with holes in it?
HOLY COW!
What did the Pacific Ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean?
Nothing, it just waved!
