Why do you not bring Pokemon in the bathroom with you?
Because it might Pekachu!
Two flies are on a porch, which one is the actor?
The one on the screen!
Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny!!!
What do you call a girl that stands between two goalposts?
Annette! ( a net)
A woman rushed into the doctor’s office and cried out, “Last night I had a dream I ate a giant marshmallow!” The doctor answered, “Calm down, it was just a dream.”
The women replied, “But when I woke up, my pillow was missing!”
What kind of bean doesn’t grow in your garden?
A jelly bean!!!
