A cowboy rides into town on Friday, he stays there for three days and leaves on Friday. How did he do it?
His horse’s name was Friday!
What did Delaware?
A New Jersey!
What has a big hump and is found in the North Pole?
A lost camel!
Why did the giraffe cross the road?
Because the elephant and chicken were absent!
Why did the cow jump over the moon?
Because the farmer’s hands were cold!
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
All they said was BACH, BACH, BACH!
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