How is a chicken like a grape?
They’re both purple, except the chicken.
If there are five birds on wire and you shoot one how many are left?
None! The rest would fly away.
How is a horse halfway through a gate like a penny?
The head is on one side the tail is on the other!
What looks like a cat, has a tail like a cat but is not a cat?
A kitten!
When is a basketball player like a baby?
When he dribbles!!
What did Rudolph get Santa for Christmas?
Some Ho Ho’s!!
