What is stronger than the ocean and the sand put together?
A muscle!!!
Son asked, “Mommy, does God use our bathroom?”
Mother replied, “No, darling. Why did you ask that?”
“Well, every morning Daddy bangs on the bathroom door and says, ‘Oh God! Are you still in there?'”
What is a ghost’s favorite kind of gum?
BOO-BBLE GUM!!
What goes in cars but comes out of people?
Gas!!
What happens to a egg when it laughs?
It cracks up!!
Why did Mickey go to outer space?
To see Pluto.
