How is a horse halfway through a gate like a penny?
The head is on one side the tail is on the other!
What looks like a cat, has a tail like a cat but is not a cat?
A kitten!
When is a basketball player like a baby?
When he dribbles!!
What did Rudolph get Santa for Christmas?
Some Ho Ho’s!!
Doctor, doctor, I feel like a spoon!
Well sit there and don’t stir!!
Knock,Knock
Who’s there?
Shelby.
Shelby who?
Shelby comin’ round the mountain when she comes!
