What looks like a cat, has a tail like a cat but is not a cat?
A kitten!
When is a basketball player like a baby?
When he dribbles!!
What did Rudolph get Santa for Christmas?
Some Ho Ho’s!!
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the courtroom?
Odor in the court!!
Doctor, doctor, I feel like a spoon!
Well sit there and don’t stir!!
Knock,Knock
Who’s there?
Shelby.
Shelby who?
Shelby comin’ round the mountain when she comes!
