A woman went out, leaving her husband to heat some water for tea.
The woman went to the store to get some food to go with the tea.
“Could I interest you in this lovely ox’s tongue?” said one shopkeeper.
I’ll just take half a dozen eggs!
Clean, funny jokes submitted by children around the world.
From Lee M., age 13, Belfast, Northern Ireland
A woman went out, leaving her husband to heat some water for tea.
The woman went to the store to get some food to go with the tea.
“Could I interest you in this lovely ox’s tongue?” said one shopkeeper.
From Akshada, age 16, India
A man was praying to God. He said, “God!”
God responded, “Yes?”
And the guy said, “Can I ask a question?”
“Go right ahead,” God said.
“God, what is a million years to you?”
God said, “a million years to me is only a second.”
“Hmmm,” the man wondered.
Then he asked, “God, what is a million dollars worth to you?”
God said, “a million dollars to me is as a penny.”
So the man said, “God, can I have a penny?”
From Harishni, Subhashsni, age 13, Delhi, India
What type of liquid does a frog drink?
From Maria Del Pilar C., age 10, Australia
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hi.
Hi who?
From Snap, a reader, Boston, Massachusetts
How is a chicken like a grape?
Anonymous
If there are five birds on wire and you shoot one how many are left?
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