Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you love me?
What is gray and has a trunk?
A mouse on vacation!!
Why aren’t ghosts good at telling lies?
Because you can see right through them!!!
What do you call a cow that can’t give milk?
A milk dud, or an utter failure!!
What’s Snow White’s brother’s name?
Egg White! Get the yolk!
Why wasn’t the woman scared of the man-eating shark?
Because it was a man-eating shark and she was a woman!!
