What do you get when you cross Mick Jagger and a skeleton?
A Rolling Bone!
Why wasn’t the grave digger working?
He was on his coffin break.
What do you call stolen candy?
Hot Chocolate!!
Knock, knock.
Who’s There?
Owls say.
Owls say who?
That’s right, they do.
What do firemen put in their soup?
Fire crackers!
Can February march?
No, but April may!
