What did the cook give to his girlfriend when they got engaged?
An onion ring!!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Freddy.
Freddy who?
Freddy or not I’m coming in!!
What’s black and white, black and white and has wheels?
2 skunks on a skateboard!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lena.
Lena who?
Lena a little closer and I’ll tell ya!!
What can you serve but not eat?
A tennis ball!!
What’s a 10 letter word that starts with gas?
Automobile!!
