What do you call a nut sitting on a cats foot?
A Cashew!! (cat’s shoe)
Open your eyes, and you will not see me.
Close your eyes, and you will see me.
What am I?
Darkness!
What is the tallest building in the world?
The library of course, it has the most stories!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Oswald
Oswald who?
Oswald my gum !!! (I swallowed my gum)
What did one pencil say to the other pencil?
You’re looking sharp!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sensuous.
Sensuous who?
Sensuous up can you grab me a soda? (Since you were up, can you grab me a soda?)
