What do you call a nut sitting on a cats foot?
A Cashew!! (cat’s shoe)
Clean, funny jokes submitted by children around the world.
From Holly, age 8, Houston, Texas
What do you call a nut sitting on a cats foot?
From Clark, age 9, California
Open your eyes, and you will not see me.
Close your eyes, and you will see me.
What am I?
From Lindsey, age 9, California
What is the tallest building in the world?
From a teacher, USA
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Oswald
Oswald who?
From Natasha, age 12
What did one pencil say to the other pencil?
From Stacia, age 17, Idaho
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sensuous.
Sensuous who?
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