Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alaska.
Alaska who?
Alaska later, OK?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Britney Spears.
Britney Spears who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Britney Spears.
Britney Spears who?
Oops I did it again!!
What do you call a dinosaur who knows the English language really well?
A thesaurus!!
A baboon, a monkey, and a chicken were under an umbrella.
Which one got wet?
None of them, it wasn’t raining!!
What is a cow’s favorite holiday?
Moo Years Day!!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you love me?
