What is black when it’s clean and white when it’s dirty?
A chalkboard!!
What did one eye say to the other?
Between you and me there is something that smells!!
What goes ha ha, gobble gobble, plop?
A turkey laughing its head off!!
What do you call a flying dinosaur who likes horror movies?
A Terror-dactyl!
What do you call a dinosaur who gives long lectures?
A Tyrano-bore-us!
Why did the lion spit out the clown?
Because he tasted funny!!
