Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tom Sawyer.
Tom Sawyer Who?
Tom Sawyer underwear!!
There were 5 pigs. They went to a restaurant. When the waitress took their order, the fifth pig kept ordering water. On the way out the waitress asked why he kept ordering water.
He said ,”Well someone had to go we,we, we all the way home.”
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snot.
Snot who?
Snot you again!!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Handsome.
Handsome who?
Handsome money through the keyhole and I will tell you!
What do you know when you see three elephants walking down the street wearing pink sweatshirts?
You know they are all on the same team!
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Diesel.
Diesel who?
Diesel be your last chance to open the door!!
