Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Oswald
Oswald who?
Oswald my gum !!! (I swallowed my gum)
What did one pencil say to the other pencil?
You’re looking sharp!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sensuous.
Sensuous who?
Sensuous up can you grab me a soda? (Since you were up, can you grab me a soda?)
What did the cook give to his girlfriend when they got engaged?
An onion ring!!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Freddy.
Freddy who?
Freddy or not I’m coming in!!
What’s black and white, black and white and has wheels?
2 skunks on a skateboard!
