A guy tried to get into the USA, but customs said he had to use the colors green, yellow and pink in the same sentence.
He thought for a while and then said, “I was sitting at home when the phone rang, “greeng greeng,” so I pinked it up and said, Yellow!”
What’s a rock’s favorite magazine?
Rolling Stone!!
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A NECK-tarine!
What do you call a nut sitting on a cats foot?
A Cashew!! (cat’s shoe)
Open your eyes, and you will not see me.
Close your eyes, and you will see me.
What am I?
Darkness!
What is the tallest building in the world?
The library of course, it has the most stories!