Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snot.
Snot who?
Snot you again!!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Handsome.
Handsome who?
Handsome money through the keyhole and I will tell you!
What do you know when you see three elephants walking down the street wearing pink sweatshirts?
You know they are all on the same team!
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Diesel.
Diesel who?
Diesel be your last chance to open the door!!
Knock,knock.
Who’s there/?
Panther.
Panther who?
Panther no panther, I’m going swimming! (Pants or no pants)
What do you get when you cross Mick Jagger and a skeleton?
A Rolling Bone!
