Knock, knock.
Who’s There?
Owls say.
Owls say who?
That’s right, they do.
What do firemen put in their soup?
Fire crackers!
Can February march?
No, but April may!
Why did the man take a hammer to bed?
He wanted to hit the sack!!
What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?
Do you think it saurus? (saw us)
Why did the baby bring a ladder to school?
He wanted to see what high school was like!!
