Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Diesel.
Diesel who?
Diesel be your last chance to open the door!!
Knock,knock.
Who’s there/?
Panther.
Panther who?
Panther no panther, I’m going swimming! (Pants or no pants)
What do you get when you cross Mick Jagger and a skeleton?
A Rolling Bone!
Why wasn’t the grave digger working?
He was on his coffin break.
What do you call stolen candy?
Hot Chocolate!!
Knock, knock.
Who’s There?
Owls say.
Owls say who?
That’s right, they do.
