Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tom Sawyer.
Tom Sawyer Who?
Tom Sawyer underwear!!
There were 5 pigs. They went to a restaurant. When the waitress took their order, the fifth pig kept ordering water. On the way out the waitress asked why he kept ordering water.
He said ,”Well someone had to go we,we, we all the way home.”
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snot.
Snot who?
Snot you again!!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Handsome.
Handsome who?
Handsome money through the keyhole and I will tell you!
A man was driving down the highway with a car full of penguins. Penguins were sticking out of the windows, penguins were coming out of the sunroof, there were penguins everywhere.
A cop pulled him over and told him if he didn’t want a ticket, he’d better take those penguins straight to the zoo. The man promised he would and drove off.
The next day, the same highway, the same car, the same guy, the same cop and the same penguins, only this time the penguins were all wearing sunglasses!
The cop pulled the guy over and said, “I thought I told you to take these penguins to the zoo!” “I did” said the guy, “Today I’m taking them to the beach!”
What do you know when you see three elephants walking down the street wearing pink sweatshirts?
You know they are all on the same team!
