What kind of fruit is on a dime??
A date!
Why did the boy’s mother sew him 3 socks?
Because he said he grew another foot!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yah.
Yah who?
Are you a cowboy?
There were three doors.
One door had a lion in it who had not eaten in forty years.
The second door had a dinosaur behind it.
The third door had a dragon behind it.
Which door would you open?
The door that had a lion behind it, of course, because the lion would be dead!
Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Jim.
Jim Who?
Jim me some candy! (Give me some candy)
Have you ever heard of the movie called “Constipated”?
Of course you haven’t!! It hasn’t come out yet!!
