What goes ha ha, gobble gobble, plop?
A turkey laughing its head off!!
What do you call a flying dinosaur who likes horror movies?
A Terror-dactyl!
What do you call a dinosaur who gives long lectures?
A Tyrano-bore-us!
Why did the lion spit out the clown?
Because he tasted funny!!
What do you get when you cross a river and a stream?
WET!!
What did Santa say to Rudolph when he saw his report card?
Rudolph, you have gone down in history!! (grades:A-A-A-A-A-D)
