What is a cat’s favorite color?
Purrrrrrrrr-ple!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police to see ya! (Pleased to see you)
What did the lion say when it saw two hunters in a jeep?
“Meals on Wheels!”
What do you get when you cross a kitten and a cat?
A chocolate bar! (kitkat)
What kind of music do frogs like?
Hip-Hop!
A panda went to a cafe, ate dinner, then took out a gun, started shooting and left. The owner stopped the panda and asked, “Why did you do that?” The Panda replied, “I’m a panda. Look it up in the dictionary.”
The owner looked up “panda” and read the definition out loud, “A black and white mammal that eats, shoots and leaves.”
