Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police to see ya! (Pleased to see you)
What did the lion say when it saw two hunters in a jeep?
“Meals on Wheels!”
What do you get when you cross a kitten and a cat?
A chocolate bar! (kitkat)
What kind of music do frogs like?
Hip-Hop!
A panda went to a cafe, ate dinner, then took out a gun, started shooting and left. The owner stopped the panda and asked, “Why did you do that?” The Panda replied, “I’m a panda. Look it up in the dictionary.”
The owner looked up “panda” and read the definition out loud, “A black and white mammal that eats, shoots and leaves.”
Why do witches fly on brooms?
Because vacuums are too heavy!
