Have you ever heard of the movie called “Constipated”?
Of course you haven’t!! It hasn’t come out yet!!
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a wad of gum?
An elephant that sticks to the bottom of your shoe or gum that never forgets.
What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot?
A walkie – talkie!
On Friday, a man rode his horse 45 miles to a hotel, stayed in that hotel for only three days, and left on Friday. How is this possible?
His horse was named Friday!
What did the cook name his son?
Stew!
What is a cat’s favorite color?
Purrrrrrrrr-ple!
