Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cattle.
Cattle who?
That cattle drive you crazy! (That cat will drive you crazy.)
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Chicken.
Chicken who?
Chicken Little!
Why isn’t it safe to tell a joke while ice skating?
Because the ice might crack up!!!!!
What beverage do baby chicks like to drink?
Peep-si!
What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a pig?
Jurassic pork!
Why did the kid crawl into school five minutes after 9:00 AM?
Because the teacher said not to walk in late!!!
