What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
What kind of fruit is on a dime??
A date!
Why did the boy’s mother sew him 3 socks?
Because he said he grew another foot!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yah.
Yah who?
Are you a cowboy?
There were three doors.
One door had a lion in it who had not eaten in forty years.
The second door had a dinosaur behind it.
The third door had a dragon behind it.
Which door would you open?
The door that had a lion behind it, of course, because the lion would be dead!
Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Jim.
Jim Who?
Jim me some candy! (Give me some candy)
