Why do birds fly south for the winter?
Because it’s too far to walk.
The seller doesn’t want it. The buyer doesn’t use it; and the user can’t see it. What is it?
A coffin!
Which one weighs more: a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers?
They both weigh a ton!
What do you do if you get eaten by an elephant?
Run around and run around until you are all pooped out!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pig.
Pig who?
Pig up your feet or you’ll twip!
What are heaviest noodles in the world?
A wanton (one ton) noodle!
