Why did the kid crawl into school five minutes after 9:00 AM?
Because the teacher said not to walk in late!!!
Karry said, “Hey Jane, I can spell a word with over a 100 letters!” Jane replied, “Really, what?”
P-o-s-t o-f-f-i-c-e!
What do you get when you cross a bear and a skunk?
Winnie the pew! (Pooh)
What is the best dessert in the Math Teacher’s Cafe?
A slice of chocolate pi.
What do pigs put on when they get burned?
Oinkment!
Why don’t aliens have a doorbell on their spaceship?
Because they are trying to win the Nobel Prize!
