What do you get when you cross a bear and a skunk?
Winnie the pew! (Pooh)
What is the best dessert in the Math Teacher’s Cafe?
A slice of chocolate pi.
What do pigs put on when they get burned?
Oinkment!
Why don’t aliens have a doorbell on their spaceship?
Because they are trying to win the Nobel Prize!
How do you make a witch itch?
Take away the ‘w’!
What has cities without houses, rivers without water, and forests without trees?
A map!
