If two is a couple and three is a crowd what is four and five?
Nine!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because the chicken hadn’t evolved yet!
What did the bug say after he hit the windsheld?
If I had the guts, I’d do it again!
What do you get when you cross a rhinoceros with a black bird?
A lot of broken telephone poles!
What starts with an ‘e’ ends with an ‘e’ and contains one letter?
An envelope!
Why was the math book so sad?
Because it had so many problems!
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