How do math teachers drink their rootbeer?
In a square bottle!
What do inches follow?
The ruler !
What do you call a fish with two knees?
A twokneefish!
Cool Teenage Martian: I was at a party on Mercury last night.
His Friend: Was it any good?
Cool Teenage Martian: No! It was really boring.
His Friend: How come?
Cool Teenage Martian: There was no atmosphere.
If your hamster dies where do you buy a new one?
New Hamster!
What will happen if a hen drinks hot water?
She will give cooked eggs!
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