What did the balloon say to the pin?
Hey buster!
Why can’t pirates play cards?
They are sitting on the deck!
Why did the gum cross the road?
Because it was stuck to a chicken’s foot!
What do you give an ant that won’t stop crying?
Anti-depress-ant!
Why are dollars so smart?
Because they have a lot of cents!
Why will tennis players never marry?
Because in tennis love means nothing.
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