What did one Bald Eagle say to another?
I’ts okay, You’re not bald.
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a hamster?
A smashed hamster!
Why was the baby ant confused?
Because its uncles were ants!
What do call a person who has six eyes, two mouths, and three noses?
Ugly!
Why do trees have trunks?
Because it would look weird with suitcases!
What did the tree say to Autumn?
Leaf me alone!
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