What do you get when you cross a policeman and a skunk?
Stinky service.
What do you get when you cross an agent and a quilt?
An undercover agent!
What did the cowboy say when he saw a dead man laying on the ground?
“Howdy die?”
What did the fruit say to the salad when they were playing hide-and-seek?
Lettuce find the others! I really knew how to put the dressing on that joke!
Do you have a yellow key? Do you have a blue key? Do you have a pink key?
Yes you do! (a pinky)
What do you call a lazy crayfish?
A slobster!
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