How many times can you take 5 from 25?
Only once, after that you are taking it from 20.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock, knock jokes!
What tool do you use in algebra?
Multi-pliers!
Why did the fly stop using the computer?
It had a bug!
Why do chickens lay eggs?
Because if they drop them they will break!
Why did the nose cross the road?
Because he was tired of getting picked on!
