Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Chicken.
Chicken who?
Chicken Little!
Why isn’t it safe to tell a joke while ice skating?
Because the ice might crack up!!!!!
What beverage do baby chicks like to drink?
Peep-si!
What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a pig?
Jurassic pork!
Why did the kid crawl into school five minutes after 9:00 AM?
Because the teacher said not to walk in late!!!
Karry said, “Hey Jane, I can spell a word with over a 100 letters!” Jane replied, “Really, what?”
P-o-s-t o-f-f-i-c-e!
