What tool do you use in algebra?
Multi-pliers!
Why did the fly stop using the computer?
It had a bug!
Why do chickens lay eggs?
Because if they drop them they will break!
Why did the nose cross the road?
Because he was tired of getting picked on!
What is a moto?
Nothing. What’s the moto with you? (What’s the matter with you?)
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cattle.
Cattle who?
That cattle drive you crazy! (That cat will drive you crazy.)
