How did the rocket lose its job?
It got fired.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anita!
Anita who?
Anita to borrow a pencil!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive my mom!
What is a cow’s favorite subject in school?
Moooooooooosic!!!!!!!
What did the tie say to the hat?
“You go on a head, and I’ll just hang around.”
Why don’t crows ever get hit by cars?
Because another crow hollers, “Caw, Caw!” (Car Car)
