What’s a polygon?
A dead parrot!
Why does God like swiss chesse?
Because it’s holy!
Why wasn’t the grave digger working?
He was on his coffin break.
What’s black and white and blue all over?
A penguin holding its breath!
How did the rocket lose its job?
It got fired.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anita!
Anita who?
Anita to borrow a pencil!
