How many animals did Moses take on the ark?
None it was Noah who took animals on the ark, not Moses!
Imagine you are stuck in a house with no windows or doors.
What do you do?
Stop Imagining!
Why did the boy throw butter out the window?
Because he wanted to see a butterfly!
How do surfers cheer?
They do the wave!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
House
House who?
House it going? (How is it going?)
What is worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm! (That means you ate the other half!)
