What do Santa’s helpers learn at school in the North Pole?
The Elfabet!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W-H-O!
Why can’t a bicycle stand up?
Because it is two tired! (too tired)
What do you do when an elephant sits on your car?
You need to buy a new car!
What is lighter a pound of feathers or a pound of wood?
They are equal! (they both are a pound)
When ducks fly in a “V” formation, why is one side usually longer than the other?
Because there are more ducks on that side!
