What is a cow’s favorite subject in school?
Moooooooooosic!!!!!!!
What did the tie say to the hat?
“You go on a head, and I’ll just hang around.”
Why don’t crows ever get hit by cars?
Because another crow hollers, “Caw, Caw!” (Car Car)
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Isabel.
Isabel who?
Isabel necessary on a bicycle?
How many times can you take 5 from 25?
Only once, after that you are taking it from 20.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock, knock jokes!
