Why do birds fly south for the winter?
Because it’s too far to walk.
The seller doesn’t want it. The buyer doesn’t use it; and the user can’t see it. What is it?
A coffin!
Which one weighs more: a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers?
They both weigh a ton!
Is your refrigerator running?
It is, so you better go catch it!
What do you do if you get eaten by an elephant?
Run around and run around until you are all pooped out!
What goes up and never goes down?
Your age!
