Why did the belt go to jail?
Because he held up a pair of pants!
What is it that starts with “t”, ends with “t” and is full of “t”?
A teapot!
What do you get when you cross SpongeBob SquarePants with Albert Einstein?
SpongeBob Smarty Pants!
Which state has the smallest drink?
Minnesota (Mini-soda)
What is the difference between a piano and a fish?
You can tune a piano, but you can’t “tuna” fish.
What has four legs but can’t walk?
A table!
