What do you do if you get eaten by an elephant?
Run around and run around until you are all pooped out!
What goes up and never goes down?
Your age!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pig.
Pig who?
Pig up your feet or you’ll twip!
What are heaviest noodles in the world?
A wanton (one ton) noodle!
What’s a ghoul’s favorite song?
Ghouls Just Wanna Have Fun!
What’s a polygon?
A dead parrot!
