Three little pigs went to a restaurant.
The waiter walked over to the pigs and said, “What would you like for your appetizers?
Pig 1 replied, “Crackers!”
Pig 2 replied, “French fries!”
Pig 3 answered, “Lots and lots of water.”
Another waiter walked up the the 3 little pigs and asked, “What would like for dinner?”
Pig 1 said, “Roast beef!”
PIg 2 replied, “Steak!”
Pig 3 answered, “Lots and lots of water!”
After dinner the waiter came back and asked, What would like for dessert?”
Pig 1 replied, “A sundae!”
Pig 2 said, “Candy!”
Pig 3 answered, “Lots and lots of water!”
Then the waiter asked, the third little pig, “Why do you want so much water?”
Why did the girl throw a clock out of the window?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abbey.
Abbey who?
Why did the man sleep with a ruler?
What do elephants have that people dont’ have?
A man was lost in the jungle. He reached an old hut in the middle of the jungle. There he found one oil lamp, one stove and one cigarette. Unfortunately in his matchstick box, he had only one matchstick. So, which thing will he light up first?