What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
Flat minor.
Pupil: Please Sir! Did you hear that scientists have found life on another planet?
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Pupil: They found fleas on Pluto!
Three little pigs went to a restaurant.
The waiter walked over to the pigs and said, “What would you like for your appetizers?
Pig 1 replied, “Crackers!”
Pig 2 replied, “French fries!”
Pig 3 answered, “Lots and lots of water.”
Another waiter walked up the the 3 little pigs and asked, “What would like for dinner?”
Pig 1 said, “Roast beef!”
PIg 2 replied, “Steak!”
Pig 3 answered, “Lots and lots of water!”
After dinner the waiter came back and asked, What would like for dessert?”
Pig 1 replied, “A sundae!”
Pig 2 said, “Candy!”
Pig 3 answered, “Lots and lots of water!”
Then the waiter asked, the third little pig, “Why do you want so much water?”
Pig 3 replied, “Well, I’m the pig that has to go we we we all the way home!”
Why did the girl throw a clock out of the window?
To see time fly!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abbey.
Abbey who?
Abbey stung me on the nose!
Why did the man sleep with a ruler?
To see how long he could sleep.
