Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W-H-O!
Why can’t a bicycle stand up?
Because it is two tired! (too tired)
What do you do when an elephant sits on your car?
You need to buy a new car!
What is lighter a pound of feathers or a pound of wood?
They are equal! (they both are a pound)
When ducks fly in a “V” formation, why is one side usually longer than the other?
Because there are more ducks on that side!
How many animals did Moses take on the ark?
None it was Noah who took animals on the ark, not Moses!
