What did the metal monster want written on his gravestone?
Rust in peace! (Rest)
During which age did the mummies live?
The band-age!
Knock, knock
Who`s there?
Ban!
Ban who?
Ban ana!
Why did the banana go to the hospital?
Because he was not peeling very well!
How do you take varnish off?
You take the “r” away from varnish to get vanish.
What do Santa’s helpers learn at school in the North Pole?
The Elfabet!
