What is lighter a pound of feathers or a pound of wood?
They are equal! (they both are a pound)
When ducks fly in a “V” formation, why is one side usually longer than the other?
Because there are more ducks on that side!
How many animals did Moses take on the ark?
None it was Noah who took animals on the ark, not Moses!
Imagine you are stuck in a house with no windows or doors.
What do you do?
Stop Imagining!
Why did the boy throw butter out the window?
Because he wanted to see a butterfly!
How do surfers cheer?
They do the wave!
