What is black and white and red all over?
A skunk with a scratched up knee!
What did the banana say to the bread?
Nothing! Bananas don’t talk!
What did one magnet say to the other?
“I find you very attractive!”
What do baby ghosts wear on their hair?
A BOO-NET! (bonnet)
If you’re French in the kitchen and Italian in the living room. What are you in the bathroom?
European!
What pets does Dracula own?
A bloodhound and a ghoulfish! (goldfish)
