What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?
Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant!
A man enters a library and walks up to the librarian at the desk and says loudly, “I’d like a cheeseburger with fries, hold the ketchup!”.
The librarian replies in whispered tones, “But sir, this is a library!”.
Coming to his senses, the man replies in a whispered tone, “Can I please have a cheeseburger with fries, hold the ketchup.”
What did the big chimney say to the small chimney?
You’re too young to smoke!
What do you call a homeless snail?
A slug!
Why couldn’t the 11-year old get into the pirate movie?
Because it was rated “Rrrrr!”
Old mother Hubbard went to the cuboard to get her poor dog a bone, but when she opened it, what letters did she find?
“M” and “T”!
