What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
You.
You who?
That’s my favorite kind of milk.
What’s in the middle of nowhere?
H!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Tom Sawyer!
Tom Sawyer who?
Tom Sawyer underwear! (saw your underwear)
Why did the reindeer cross the road?
Beause he was tied to a chicken!
Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
Because it was stuck to the chicken’s foot!
