Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Tom Sawyer!
Tom Sawyer who?
Tom Sawyer underwear! (saw your underwear)
Why did the reindeer cross the road?
Beause he was tied to a chicken!
Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
Because it was stuck to the chicken’s foot!
What’s red and looks like a bucket?
A red bucket!
What is the type of cheese that does not belong to you?
Na-cho Cheese (not your cheese)
Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue?
He needed some spare ribs!
