Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police (please) stop saying those knock knock jokes.
How do porcupines hug and kiss?
Very carefully!
What does a bee drink?
None of your beeswax!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tom.
Tom who?
Tom on! You know who I am!
Why are penguins so popular on the Internet?
Because they have Web feet! (webbed)
What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?
Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant!
