If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims!
Which word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?
Incorrectly!
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
You.
You who?
That’s my favorite kind of milk.
What’s in the middle of nowhere?
H!
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between you and me, something smells. (Nose)
