How do you know when it’s raining cats and dogs?
When you step in a poodle.
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?
You’re too little to smoke!
What do you call a grizzly bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
Why couldn’t the flower ride his bike?
Because he lost his petals.
Why did the teacher have crossed eyes?
Because she couldn’t control her pupils!
What always falls without getting hurt?
Rain!
