Why did the teacher have crossed eyes?
Because she couldn’t control her pupils!
What always falls without getting hurt?
Rain!
What do you get when you cross a snowman and Dracula?
Frost bite!
What do you get if you cross a fish with an elephant?
Swimming trunks!
Why can’t motorbikes stand up by themselves?
Because they are too (2) tired!!!
Why did the old lady tie roller skates to her rocking chair?
Because she wanted to rock and roll!
