Why couldn’t the ‘Cow Who Jumped Over The Moon’ eat his potato salad?
Because the dish ran away with the spoon! (from the song “Hey Diddle Diddle”)
Susan: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Mike: I don’t know.
Susan: To get the newspaper. Get it?
Mike: No.
Susan: Neither do I. I just read it online!
Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?
He wanted to go to high school!
What did Earth say to Saturn?
You must give me a ring sometime.
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to class?
Because her students were so bright!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Owen!
Owen Who?
Owen the saints.
Owen the saints.
Owen the saints go marching in.
Owen the saints.
Owen the saints go marching in.
