What did the man say when his dog fell off a cliff?
“Doggone!”
What do you call a cow that can’t give milk?
A milk dud, or an udder failure!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ya!
Ya who?
I’m glad you’re having fun.
Why did the coach go to the bank?
To get his quarter back!
What did one book of maps say to the other book of maps?
Atlas we’re together!
What’s the deep sea actor’s name?
Johnny Depth!
