Why did the banana visit the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling well!
What did the girl DNA say to the boy DNA?
Do these genes make me look fat?
Did you hear the one about the space ship?
It was out of this world!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Handsome.
Handsome who?
Handsome (hand some) money under the door and I’ll tell you!
What did the man say when his dog fell off a cliff?
“Doggone!”
What do you call a cow that can’t give milk?
A milk dud, or an udder failure!
