Why couldn’t the flower ride his bike?
Because he lost his petals.
Why did the teacher have crossed eyes?
Because she couldn’t control her pupils!
Why are Grandfather’s teeth like stars?
Because they come out at night!
What always falls without getting hurt?
Rain!
What do you get when you cross a snowman and Dracula?
Frost bite!
What do you get if you cross a fish with an elephant?
Swimming trunks!
