What’s the best way to talk to King Kong?
Long distance!
Why did the banana visit the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling well!
What did the girl DNA say to the boy DNA?
Do these genes make me look fat?
What’s black and white and red all over?
Two penguins fighting over lipstick!
Did you hear the one about the space ship?
It was out of this world!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Handsome.
Handsome who?
Handsome (hand some) money under the door and I’ll tell you!
