Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot!
What did Adam say to Eve on Christmas?
It’s Christmas, Eve!
Why couldn’t the ‘Cow Who Jumped Over The Moon’ eat his potato salad?
Because the dish ran away with the spoon! (from the song “Hey Diddle Diddle”)
Susan: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Mike: I don’t know.
Susan: To get the newspaper. Get it?
Mike: No.
Susan: Neither do I. I just read it online!
Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?
He wanted to go to high school!
What kind of sport does a beautician like?
Curling (curling the hair and the sport curling)
