Bert asked Ernie if he wanted some ice cream.
Ernie said, ” Sher-bert!”
What do you call a guy who jumps in a mud puddle, then crosses the road twice?
A dirty double crosser!
Why didn’t the rooster cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
What do you get when you cross poison oak with a four leaf clover?
A rash of good luck.
What’s black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white and red all over?
A panda, zebra, penguin, and dalmatian in a fight!
Why did the cat cross the road?
Because a mouse was on the other side!
