What did the dog say to the cat?
Nothing! Dogs can’t talk!
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he had no body to go with!!!!
What happened to the plant in math class?
It grew square roots!
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7, 8, 9!
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn’t have the guts!
What goes splash, splash, splash, splosh?
An elephant with water in its tennis shoes!
