What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a duck?
A Christmas quacker!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Ha ha! Made you sneeze!
What did the cat say when he was hungry?
Feed meow! (Feed me now!)
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Freddie.
Freddie who?
Freddie or not, here I come.
What did one strawberry say to the other?
If you weren’t so fresh, we wouldn’t be in this jam!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Icey.
Icey who?
Icey you! (I see you)
