Patient: Doctor, my neck hurts every morning.
Doctor: Well, what do you do every morning?
Patient:I milk the cows, and then they do something.
Doctor: What do they do?
Patient: Hurt my neck!
Why do pirates bring a bar of soap on board their ship?
So if they are shipwrecked, they can wash themselves ashore!
What dog has the most ticks?
A watch dog!
What animal is always the teacher’s pet?
The bookworm!
What search engine do ghosts use?
BOO-gle (Google)
What did the dog say to the cat?
Nothing! Dogs can’t talk!
