Why was the frog waiting for the bus?
Because his car got TOAD! (Towed)
What does Pikachu say when he sneezes?
Pic-ACHOO!
What did the dollar say to four quarters?
You’ve changed!
What does a cow make when it jumps up and down?
A milkshake!
Man 1: Hey, have you heard about the kidnapping?
Man 2: No, what happened?
Man 1: Don’t worry, he woke up!
What’s invisible and smells like bananas?
Monkey fart!
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