Jokes By Kids

From Beryl, 11 years old, Hawaii

Duck walks up to the store clerk and says: “Can I have some lip balm?” Store Clerk says: “How will you pay for that sir?”

Duck: “Oh, just put it on my bill!”

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From I love cats :), 11 years old, California

What do you call a bunch of stamps running?

A stamp-peed!!!

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From Stephanie Lin, 8 years old, New York

Why did the banana go to the doctor

It didn’t peel well!

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From Sam Boyle, 9 years old, North Caldwell, New Jersey

What is Nemo’s least favorite candy?

Swedish Fish!

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From Elizabeth Chleborad, 11 years old, South Dakota, USA

I don’t understand why people get bitten by sharks…

I mean, don’t they hear the music?
Duh Duh Duh Duh

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From Summer Battaglia, 9 years old, VA

What did the bride say when she dropped her bouquet?

Whoopsy daisies!

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