Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
He wanted cold hard cash!
What happens to frogs who are illegally parked?
They get “toad” away!
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
He felt crumby!
What did the frog have to drink?
A Croak-A-Cola!!
Why couldn’t the pirate play cards?
Because he was sitting on the deck!
What kind of songs do bluebirds sing?
Sad songs.
